Deleting tags…
- horny jail 23
- g and co go to da movies 16
- gains half a star for hotness / vibes / general enjoyment 15
- made for me 12
- i'd still take this over quantumania 10
- practical effects get me w*t 9
- a+ sex scene 6
- g goes to da movies 6
- feels ai-generated 3
- 2 for quality 2
- 4 for enjoyment 2
- 4 for quality 2
- 5 for enjoyment 2
- idk if this is objective 2
- 10/10 feline representation
- 2.5 for quality
- 20 years of being the baddest animated bitch around
- 3 for enjoyment
- 3 for quality
- 3.5 for actual quality
- 4 for entertainment value
- 4.5 for enjoyment
- 5 for entertainment value
- 5 for quality
- a student film with an overblown budget
- a waste of a perfectly good spicy chicken sandwich
- acab est. 1973
- accidentally laughed my ass off and fell in love with that kid
- also i know what the optics would've been like if only harrison ford had gotten a nod from the academy but i mean. oh my god
- also why does this suck so hard
- and expect everyone to roll with it!
- and y'all were surprised that mark wahlberg is racist??
- anyone who defends crystal skull over this deserves 20 to life
- bangin soundtrack
- bitch please
- cam gigandet learn how to act challenge
- cate blanchett is my queer kryptonite
- cinematography win
- depression soundtrack just dropped
- elizabeth olsen and i are not the same!!!
- extra half star because jason statham is a man i trust :)
- freaky little guy win
- funny story
- genuinely considering putting this in my top four
- go off my underrated riverdale king
- hall of fame sex scene
- holy fucking shit
- i have never seen a sexier man
- i love insidious a lot okay
- i n e e d to know
- i took an intermission during this movie and prematurely rated it on here as 4 stars
- it sucks too hard to average out though
- josh hutcherson i will always love you but please learn to enunciate
- just enough money to hire that guy™️
- literally bumped it up because of charles meltons' performance in the third act
- long shots of war crimes
- loses half a star for the presence of ellen degeneres
- lost half a star for the shitty boston accents and i'm being so serious
- martin mcdonough why are you the way that you are
- matt bomer a much sexier '70s villain than i remember??
- me finally understanding this movie on literally any level
- michael i would like to know why you chose harmony hall to play over the end credits
- monster design goes crazy!!!
- moody voiceovers
- nicole beharie the woman that you are
- nostalgia tag <3
- not even the beauty of oscar isaac could get me thru this one boys 🫡
- oops!
- or that one of these women would top me!!!
- p.s. you can't casually include a first-person assault sequence in your movie!
- paul bettany the man that you are!!!
- people sitting at bars and monologuing at one another
- phoebe waller bridge pls stomp on me with your pointy boots
- please don't watch this
- sexy win
- some movies exist just to be sad
- stop it!!!
- the beginning of the end cgi-wise
- the best thing about growing up is recognizing homoeroticism
- the liberal agenda is live and well in greta gerwig's filmography
- the pelvic close-ups?? i'm sweating
- this could honestly be five stars?
- this did not up the ante the way i wanted but it's solid and sweet! and actually that's enough
- this has been bugging me since 2012
- this is the hardest it has ever been to be objective
- this was almost a 4-star rating guys i'm so upset
- why isn't gay shit fun anymore :')
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