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Recent reviews

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  Conclave 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 11 Mar 2025

  Second Most Engaging Thing I’ve Seen Involving Old Men

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  2024 iPatchTV Christmas Card

  ★★★★★ Watched 20 Jan 2025 3

  Heh.. iPatchTV? Why I oughta!!! Wait.. I’m sorry. I can’t show the world this side of me.. Guess y’all aren’t ready for my dark side. Underneath this.. husk that I call a body, the true embodiment of evil claws away at the thought of reaching the outside world and sticking it to the man. One day, one day the true me will make his way into the world. Heh.. And y’all won’t. be. fucking. ready.

Popular reviews

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  Anora 2024

  ★★★★½ Watched 15 Jan 2025

  Wow… Equal parts funny and heartbreaking. I fucking hate Vanya. Give Mikey her flowers NOW!!!

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  Mean Girls 2004

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 15 Jan 2025

  Gretchen was the first RCTA Queen 💜

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