ngl, this movie started out well but turned out to be exceptionally boring. also? ample opportunity for dragons and they simply chose not to include them. 

also, it’s not that i didn’t like the basic feminism, it’s that nothing was earned. even the holiday earned its feminist speech, and that happened like halfway through the movie. instead of earning it, barbie wasted time on ridiculous shit like having that chase through mattel HQ that was stupid and pointless…and the entire…

i have some questions for this film:
why did this guy steal a dragon egg and then, immediately upon the egg hatching, ask the little dragon “WHERE’S YOUR MOTHER? DID SHE ABANDON YOU, TOO?” as if he did not steal the egg 🤨 he then followed that up with a scene where he teaches the dragon to fly and is disappointed the dragon…flies. action meet consequence x2, my dude.

idt this character is smart. he hears someone being torture-murdered for his…

okay i am IMMEDIATELY on board. they have a dragon problem. this movie only just began and there are already dragons everywhere! but they lose points for trying to kill the dragons 🤨 what kind of society tries to kill dragons, the only creature ever?

very real of this dragon to nap instead of worry about this little twink shaped viking killing him. he really said “i sleep now.” 

okay i looked away for two seconds and now they have…