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just waiting for a De Niro monologue to explain the chaos of my existence

Favorite films

  • Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
  • Spirited Away
  • The Handmaiden
  • A Ghost Story

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  • No Country for Old Men

    ★★★★

  • The Founder

    ★★★½

  • Past Lives

    ★★★

  • The Elephant Man

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  • Ex Machina

    Ex Machina

    ★★★★★

    he didn’t just tear the dance floor. he absolutely shredded it. obliterated it.

  • Everything Everywhere All at Once

    Everything Everywhere All at Once

    ★★★★★

    in another life i would have really liked just doing laundry and taxes with you :(

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  • No Country for Old Men

    No Country for Old Men

    ★★★★

    Love it. Straight to the point😭 You can’t change what you can’t control

  • The Founder

    The Founder

    ★★★½

    I understand that this movie is basically history but everything is just incredibly upsetting. I enjoyed the first like 30 min of the story when things felt innocent and they were genuinely passionate about the craft of “McDonald’s” but yeah idk just super upsetting. Ray Kroc (Michael Keaton) is a fking jackass bruh

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  • Call Me by Your Name

    Call Me by Your Name

    ★★★½

    when well-made romance films in cinema have to be negatively affected by ridiculous age differences /: but you can’t deny this was good

  • Candy.zip

    Candy.zip

    ★★★

    lesson for everyone: never steal other peoples’ work or else you’ll be turned into a zip file and eaten up by ants