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  Grown Ups 2010

  ★★½ Watched 10 Feb 2025

  The MG scene PISSED ME OFF. FIRSTLY, she couldn’t even stand in the steam cause that’ll burn so bad, and in reality, it would be shooting up like a geyser. AND THEN LATER the old lady opened it with a pipe wrench (which wouldn’t even work cause you have to press down!!!!!) WHICH RESULTED IN ONLY SLIGHTLY MORE STEAM WHICH IS SO WRONG. And if they actually did have a blown head gasket, it wouldn’t be steaming cause the oil…

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  Ace Ventura: Pet Detective 1994

  ★★ Watched 30 Jan 2025

  I’m sorry but this was actual ass 😭, if you were high it would be such a good film tho

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  Nosferatu 2024

  ★★★★★ Watched 30 Jan 2025

  Freaky as hell but a great watch, will definitely be watching the old one and this movie is so memeable, can’t wait to see all the “hear me out”

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