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Mickey 17 2025
It's a real shame something so fun and original* is bombing at the box office - incidentally the first thing I saw online after the film was that Disney announced bloody Coco 2 so originality really is becoming more exctinct.
It's no Parasite but I had a blast from start to finish. Robert Pattinson once again proves his versatility, being both funny and compelling as each Mickey variant, and Naomi Ackie also does well with an underwritten role. I feel…
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Hostel: Part II 2007
Did not finish. Got 50 minutes in before turning it off due to being so disgusted by the torture scene with Heather Matarazzo (who is wasted here). If you're going to be sleazy trashy torture porn, fine, but if you're adding sexual elements to it with an element of leeriness in the cinematography then that's not something I want to put up with.
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Nativity 2: Danger in the Manger! 2012
Genuinely terrifying - this creepy annoying manchild kidnaps David Tennant, a classroom of children and two babies, and then gets away with it.
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Wicked 2024
Me two weeks ago: “why does this need 5 hours to tell its story?”
Me two days ago: “oh wait people are actually loving this!”
Me two hours ago: “why does this need 5 hours to tell its story?”I would’ve screamed, clapped and given this a full 5 stars had the talking goat called any character a “black-hearted who-o-o-o-re”.
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