Favorite films

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  Gone Girl 2014

  ★★★ Rewatched 14 Feb 2025

  perfect valentine’s day watch to remind me to never marry rich, bored, and white

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  Green Porno 2008

  ★★★½ Watched 04 Feb 2025

  was perfect until it became a peta ad but thank you isabella rossellini for teaching me that snails are freaky

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  Nosferatu 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 27 Dec 2024

  an inhaler could have made him more comprehensible and a longer fuck

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  Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 2 2011

  ★★★ Watched 09 Jan 2025

  after fully watching the harry potter series with my roommate while close to the brink of death (flu), here is the tally for the entire series diva down count which no one asked for.

  diva down: character must fall flat onto their back in a dramatic fashion in a thudding way and stay down for at least two seconds 

  per movie diva down count 
  1st: 5
  2nd: 7
  3rd: 3
  4th: 2
  5th: 13
  6th: 6
  7th: 5
  8th: 15…

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