💥charlie!!💥

💥charlie!!💥

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"No one's gotten a handjob in cargo shorts since 'Nam."

Favorite films

  • Scott Pilgrim vs. the World
  • Gone Girl
  • Synecdoche, New York
  • Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back

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  • Chicago

    ★★★★

  • Whiplash

    ★★★★½

  • The Devil Wears Prada

    ★★★★

  • Prometheus

    ★★★½

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  • Gnomeo & Juliet

    Gnomeo & Juliet

    ★★★

    Banger

  • Hamilton

    Hamilton

    ★★★★½

    The half-star off is for making this shit pg-13 like c'mon. Why are we censoring it.

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  • Masters of the Universe

    Masters of the Universe

    ★★

    I relate to Skeletor because I also want a sexy sweaty man-slave to kneel at my feet

  • What Jennifer Did

    What Jennifer Did

    ½

    Even the fucking poster is AI generated LMFAOOO
    Yeah fuck this, go watch "Jennifer's Solution" by JCS - Criminal Psychology on youtube if you wanna see interrogation footage and analysis abt the Jennifer Pan case <3

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