I think I liked the original “Your sister is a werewolf “ post colon title but ok.  This is the 80s so you’ve got werewolves with lasers shooting out of their fingers, crappy club bands, poor sound effects, Christopher Lee dressed all hip and ready for the club and Sybil Danning’s  prominent chest. Oh, and a very mild werewolf orgy. And a 300 year old lady magically turning into Sybil Danning with her bulging boobs. 

This one is actually kind of fun, especially the end credits.

I thought I remembered this being super popular and great but I didn’t think it was that good, really. They do the big money shot werewolf transformation scene and it takes ten minutes and then later they do it again for good measure.  The best thing about this was probably Slim Pickens but that’s just me.

Nothing happens at all in this boring, horribly blurry movie. At least I don’t think so, I couldn’t really see anything. Maybe this was unlucky and caught in the time between low res cameras and hi res tvs but really it’s a tough watch that’s not worth it. I think it has something to do with the Mississippi River flooding and some documentary crew looking into it. I think.

A group of redneck cops team up with some horny redneck Cajuns to chase a semi clothed redhead through the swamps.  Really, almost the entire run time consists of people on airboats splooshing around in the water, usually yelling. The plot? That horny family saw her out catchin’ snakes one day so they tried to, you know, but she fought back and one of them died. Now they’re out to get her. Even for trash movies from the 70s this one was bad but it did have a reasonable theme song. 

Not the best.