Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Barry Lyndon 1975

  Watched 07 Mar 2025

  TikTok was right about this movie. It fucking slaps.

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  Funny Games 1997

  Watched 28 Feb 2025

  “We’re not up to feature film length yet.” FUCK YOU DUDE

Popular reviews

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  The Irishman 2019

  ½ Watched 19 Jan 2020

  I got an hour and 30 into this movie. We get it—everyone is great. The director, the actors, everything. How can such greatness generate something so mind numbing? No one is memorable and the Hoffa stuff STARTS 47 MINUTES INTO THE FILM. THE PLOT DOESN'T SHOW UP FOR ALMOST AN HOUR IN A OVER THREE HOUR MOVIE. Are you kidding me? I would rather watch Cats again.

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  West Side Story 2021

  Watched 22 Sep 2023 1

  A very well made musical that doesn’t work for me musically. There are moments and sequences that are incredible. Should be studied in film class. But overall it is hard not to compare it to the previous Best Picture winner.

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