i get high and then watch movies and sometimes when I review them I say something smart but mostly i’m just high ❤️
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Dune: Part Two 2024
So glad everyone is having the best movie experience of their life… I had to pee so bad that every time the music would crescendo and rattle the theater I thought I was going to piss myself right there in that seat. At one point I even weighed the costs vs the benefits of peeing my pants. Luckily, I survived. I’ll have to see this movie again without a big cup of soda so I can actually watch it. Fuck my life
Update: Dune 2 gave me a UTI I should’ve just peed
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The Social Network 2010
Terrible movie to watch while high. He talks too fast. The background music was loud in every scene I couldn’t even hear what people were saying and I constantly thought something bad was gonna happen like that the zip line to the pool would kill somebody.
All I wanted to do when this movie ended was to google “is Andrew Garfield happy?” The entire film I just wanted to put bread on the sides of his head and squeeze his elongated skull.
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