Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Noroi: The Curse 2005

  ★★½ Watched 18 Mar 2025

  But dull, innit?

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  Conclave 2024

  ★½ Watched 05 Mar 2025

  We 👏 could 👏 have 👏 had 👏 a 👏 uterus 👏 haver 👏

Popular reviews

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  The Piano Teacher 2001

  ★★★★½ Watched 03 Oct 2021

  this is my 50 shades of grey 😌

  there’s so many ways you could read this i think. it’s obviously about repression, how repressed desire becomes twisted and ingrown, to the point where it’s impossible to cope with, impossible to express, and becomes more potent, more extreme in under the pressure of the coldest exterior. 

  at some point, maybe because of some unexplored past event, erika can only understand her sexual desire in pornographic terms of performance and sadomasochism; she pictures…

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  Love Lies Bleeding 2024

  ½ Watched 29 May 2024

  So bad!!! offensive to women!!!!?? Also anti erotic somehow????

  Honestly the opening shot of Kirsten Stewart shoulder-deep in a toilet bowl of sewage while a woman with meth mouth slobbers on her neck is all you need to know about how visually appealing, erotic, and coherent the next hour and a half is going to be. It literally does not get sexier than that opening scene, completely ignore these sexless tiktok-brained idiots on this website who couldn’t feel sexual tension…