Favorite films

Pinned reviews

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  Return of the Jedi 1983

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 15 Mar 2023

  This film will never ever EVER fail to blow me away it is literally the most perfect ending I can even think of, anakin fulfilling the prophecy the force birthed him to do, destroying the sith and bringing balance back to the force moments away from judgement day seeping the galaxy in an endless darkness and Luke his own flesh and blood constantly told to fight, face and kill him being the catalyst to those events proving why he stands…

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  The Exorcist 1973

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 29 Jun 2023

  “Ah yes! The holy urine now! The semen of the saints!”

  I just finished the book that lead to this magnum opus of cinema and horror and it was incredible the immense amount of detail that William Peter Blatty put into the narrative of medicine vs religion and the major question of life being, is there a god and a devil? is exponentially clear whether it’s from just the sheer words used or just Chris MacNeil going through a book…

Recent reviews

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  The Goonies 1985

  ★★★★★ Watched 23 Feb 2025

  Sloth is my hero 

  This film is just perfect

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  Renfield 2023

  ★★★½ Watched 22 Feb 2025

  The tomato soup budget must’ve been crazyyyyy

Popular reviews

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  Friday the 13th Part III 1982

  ★★★½ Watched 02 Oct 2023

  This undoubtedly has some of the most epic and craziest deaths in the franchise as of yet and Jason in this film is a fucking unit bros arms are giant 😂 

  Chris Higgins also btw is a fucking weapon what a fight she had two movies in a row where Jason been had on the ropes by the final girls haha love it.

  Also never been so happy to see a character die like I did with Shelly in this film that dudes self pity was exhausting and hilarious 😂

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  365 Days: This Day 2022

  ½ Watched 22 Apr 2022

  same shitty movie just shittier, such weak plot and characters that nobody cares about.

  These films are just porn without the risk of a virus 🥴