Let me just say first that it took me 3 separate watches to finish this. There was a lot to digest.
I’m almost positive there is real animal violence. so so so much barking. This poor little boy. His mom is so weird and brainwashed. The dad is kind but brain dead. But gosh darnit… Billy Coleman is a PURE YOUNG MAN WITH CHARACTER!!!!
I’m not so sure about this one…….
pros
- stunning imagery
- Gandalf being a pothead
- daddy lord sauron is hot
- would party in bag end
cons
- hobbits are kinda helpless
- not nearly enough elves on screen
- Jesus Christ why is there so much violence it’s just a ring
Kieran Culkin’s performance was phenom, but it wouldn’t be anything without Jesse Eisenberg’s to accompany it. The dynamic between them felt so real and that was my favorite part.
- you light up a room and then you shit on everything inside of it 🤯
- when Benji brings Dave a warm yogurt 💓
- the boys getting back to the right train station was so well done
