Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Beau Is Afraid 2023

  ★★★ Watched 18 Mar 2025

  Did not love this viewing experience…but I am glad this film exists and that Aster was given the opportunity to make it.

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  The Departed 2006

  ★★★★½ Rewatched 17 Mar 2025

  Batshit crazy. So rewatchable. What the fuck is Jack doing? The editing. Leo shoulda got an Oscar for this. Matt Damon is an incredible shit bag, always has been. Drink every-time someone says “microprocessors” or, I’m sorry- MICROPRAWSESSUHS.

Popular reviews

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  Mission: Impossible – Dead Reckoning 2023

  ½ Watched 13 Jul 2023

  Quite stunned at how this is getting rave reviews. The only worse entry in the series is 2. Completely nonsensical plot. Completely useless character played by Hayley Atwell. Why the fuck is she here? Why the fuck is Rebecca Ferguson’s character treated with zero respect? Why the fuck does Ethan Hunt give a single fuck about Atwell’s character? And why the fucking fuck does she keep running away from him? “It’s my fault she’s dead” “No, it’s-“ YES IT FUCKING IS! 

  Fuck, I hated this movie.

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  The Three Musketeers 1993

  ★★★★★ Watched 18 Jan 2020

  I unapologetically love the fuck out of this movie. And it’s lead single “All for Love”.