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resident bad movie enjoyer

Favorite films

  • Brokeback Mountain
  • My Bloody Valentine
  • Bones and All
  • The Holdovers

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  • Watching the Detectives

    ★★½

  • Hannibal: This Is My Design

    ★★★★★

  • A Real Pain

    ★★★½

  • Marmalade

    ★★★★

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  • Watching the Detectives

    Watching the Detectives

    ★★½

    honestly idek a fun and weird movie that was enjoyable but doesnt necessarily feel like it will stick with me. plus cillian is scary. someone get him blue contacts please im begging

  • Hannibal: This Is My Design

    Hannibal: This Is My Design

    ★★★★★

    as everyone else has done here, i will be reviewing the entire show because it is simply too important in my life to not have it somewhere on my account here. 

    an exquisite descent into the darkest recesses of the human psyche that feels like poetry for the macabre. fuller’s adaptation of the hannibal novels is a lesson in combining psychological horror with high art, crafting a narrative as beautiful as it is grotesque. over all three seasons it perfectly…

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  • A Real Pain

    A Real Pain

    ★★★½

    admittedly this is my first time having to read other reviews before i feel satisfied leaving my own because i truly feel like i'm confused about my Own takeaway from this movie. 

    this movie felt like an ode to grief, guilt, and having a Weird cousin. it touched me many times when it came to the Feelings between benji and david and their shared grief and family relationship. i really did enjoy so much of this in the film and…

  • Jurassic World Dominion

    Jurassic World Dominion

    ★★★★½

    the trex will clear. every. single. time. honestly this movie is somehow on par with the original jurassic park? the jurassic world characters became More likable, the old characters are Amazing as fucking always, and we got some New New characters who are also super likable?? idk man. this movie felt Good. i really enjoy the idea of humans and dinosaurs AND OTHER ANIMALS all learning to coexist. there were some flaws with the plot and storytelling but they felt…