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  • House on Haunted Hill
  • Tenebre
  • Re-Animator
  • Strip Nude for Your Killer

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  • Geostorm

    ★★★★★

  • Swamp Thing

    ★★★

  • Nosferatu

    ½

  • Scream VI

    ½

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  • Geostorm

    Geostorm

    ★★★★★

    An errie preview of our hellish future if the Democrats implement the Green New Deal.

  • Swamp Thing

    Swamp Thing

    ★★★

    Surprising amount of Nietzsche in this.

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  • Nosferatu

    Nosferatu

    ½

    I'm trying to think of how this edition of "vampires enjoy sex" would land for someone entirely unfamiliar with Bram Stoker and the hundreds of dumb vampire movies the last several decades spawned.

    To recap: this is a remake of 1922's "Nosferatu," itself a cheap imitation of Bram's book, with the names changed but not much else.

    Unlike 99% of the mouthbreathers on here that love to ejaculate all over Eggers, I have read and re-read the source material. Dracula…

  • The Exorcist

    The Exorcist

    ½

    This is one of those "can't separate the art from the artist" things. Linda Blair was barely 13. They broke her back AND Ellen Burstyn's! Meanwhile, Blair's character does some unspeakable sexual things. During filming, she was... a literal child. Is this a good movie? Does it fucking matter? It's a despicable treatment of workers. Director Friedkin kept Blair's back breaking footage in the final cut because it's so real (it's ... literally real...), it's good for the movie. So,…

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