Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Night at the Museum: Secret of the Tomb 2014

  ★★½ Watched 08 Mar 2025

  sorry but labyrinth did a scene in m.c. escher's relativity better

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  Dog Man 2025

  ★★★½ Watched 19 Feb 2025

  i would throw myself into oncoming traffic for li'l petey

Popular reviews

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  Titanic 1997

  ★★★★½ Watched 20 Jul 2023 1

  in an alternate reality where the titanic never sank, some old rich guy is wondering why his car seats are covered in jizz

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  Star Wars: Episode I – The Phantom Menace 1999

  ★★★½ Rewatched 06 May 2024

  witnessing the podrace and duel of the fates on a cinema screen was the coolest experience ever

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