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  • Knight of Cups
  • Crimson Tide
  • Ocean's Eleven
  • Outer Space

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  • Casino Royale

    ★★½

  • RoboCop

    ★★★★½

  • The Master

    ★★★★★

  • Queer

    ★★★★★

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  • Emilia Pérez

    Emilia Pérez

    ½

    a lame and ugly exercise in faux progressive liberal masturbation that probably made a few academy voters feel better about themselves in voting for it. probably thought it was their good deed of the day got to have one of those. this is like a parody of an oscar bait movie this is like a south park episode ass movie. made mee want to shit myself and puke at the same time in some never before seen fairground stunt. the…

  • The Midnight Meat Train

    The Midnight Meat Train

    ★★★★½

    a suspense picture through and through, visually and thematically drawing from hitchcock. made me think about the inherent perverse nature of certain kinds of art and those that engage with them: the consumer doesn’t just want implication but impact - presenting journalistic crime scene photography and constructed melodrama as two sides of the same sadistic coin, two means to the same end of gratification. a callback to an implicit visual gag used by hitchcock is prefaced with the explicit -…

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  • Casino Royale

    Casino Royale

    ★★½

    this movie headlined at midfest. it actually premiered at snoozefest. it got a 10 minute standing ovation at borefest. it won a prize at the finlay don’t care festival. i like daniel craig. i only tuned in for the first 20 minutes and when he was getting his balls whipped

  • RoboCop

    RoboCop

    ★★★★½

    the 10 minute section where he drives around shooting criminals is bliss

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  • Queer

    Queer

    ★★★★★

    such a strange and perfect atmosphere. makes ‘do i smell like vomit?’ one of the more romantic and endearing lines i’ve heard. edward hopper x lynch x bunuel x burroughs x luca. there’s no door in the painting. speaks to me on a deep level. idk man. sometimes you just get it and it works and it means more to you than anything else.  trent reznor and atticus ross’ score, combined with daniel craig’s all timer performance, make for one…

  • Mickey 17

    Mickey 17

    ★★★★

    mark ruffalo is so fucking funny bro. bong joon and pattison goated. i wish there were 2 of me. #nohomework