Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Empire Records 1995

  ★★★★★ Watched 09 Mar 2025 1

  "I went to rock and roll heaven, and I wasn't on the guest list" is definitely the coolest way to tell your coworker you tried to delete yourself

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  The Monkey 2025

  ★★★ Watched 02 Mar 2025

  I was the only one laughing in the theatre when the woman jumped into the electrocuted swimming pool and exploded on impact. What’s wrong with people?

  Anyways the movie was very funny and silly

Popular reviews

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  Candyman 2021

  Watched 14 Mar 2021

  man if you reviewing this before it’s even out you need to get your head checked 

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  I Saw the TV Glow 2024

  ½ Watched 18 Jun 2024

  “I pissed and shit my pants” 

  This movie felt like a parody of everything it’s pandering to.

  If the characters delivered their lines in a normal pacing, maybe this movie could’ve been an interesting film school project at an acceptable 20 minute run time.

  The whole cast being cool people from other respective successes speaks to nothing except the inflated expectations of this movie that said nothing while trying to be everything.

  I can only imagine the A24 PR interns…