Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  2001: A Space Odyssey 1968

  ★★★★★ Watched 17 Mar 2025

  yes why not..? but first, chat gpt, learn to write adequate admission essays for me, then we can talk about hal 9000 or anything you aspire to be, babe

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  Lolita 1962

  ★★★★★ Watched 15 Mar 2025

  boy oh boy
  you haven’t even kissed me yet, have you?

  i have a problem recognizing the same people changing roles within a film. i’ve no idea what’s up with that but i wanted to say these two dudes wearing glasses are top notch and then it turns out …. 
  anyways, suppressed libido it is: love the back in the days american crush on psychoanalysis.

Popular reviews

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  Anora 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 10 Mar 2025

  watched this on three hours of sleep.
  mode: destroyer.

  easy. anora can’t feel for others: her emotional range is limited to joy and rage, both underpinned by overwhelming frustration. obviously, the girl was using ivan, and ivan was using anora from beginning to end. wham bam and thank you ma’am. no qualms. if you think they had feelings for each other, you need therapy. both anora and ivan operate on a borderline psychic organization. clear as day

  igor, igor, igor.…

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  Eyes Wide Shut 1999

  ★★★★★ Watched 14 Mar 2025

  well, we love Kubrick specifically for how he excels at conveying the multifaceted torment people endure when all they want is a shag

  also, this film was the first artistic porn i’ve got a glimpse of, at 10 years. thanks mom.
  ever since i’ve been dreaming of an orgy like that and eventually tracked down the works of Kubrick, ending up drinking milk with moonshine at 15 years old at my grandparents’ place. you know, got hyped up about a clockwork orange.
  so i guess double thanks mom ?

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