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  Snow White 2025

  ★★ Watched 23 Mar 2025 1

  WHAT THE FUCK DID THEY DO TO SNOW WHITE!!!!!!😡😡😡😤😤
  THIS IS THE MOST WOKE FILM IVE EVER SEEN.
  They turned the badass prince into a SOYBOY BETA MALE CUCK!!

  THERE IS ONLY ONE WAY TO STOP THIS! I endorse TRUMP 2069🟥🟥🟥🟥🦅🦅🦅🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

  (I'm not making a political statement, politics are boring but this is funny to me)
  Gal Gadot is possibly the actress of all time

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  Novocaine 2025

  ★★★ Watched 15 Mar 2025

  Was good but had some it had some Inconsistencies.
  Like bro can't feel his hand in a fucking deepfryer but he can feel himself kissing his shawtyyy? 😚😚😚
  Not only that, but bro can feel sex? So by that logic, he can only feel with his Penar.
  If I'm up against one of these dudes irl, their Pecker is done for.😈😈😈🙊

Popular reviews

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  The Monkey 2025

  ★★★ Watched 23 Feb 2025 3

  Something is wrong with Mat and Summer. They must not understand that heart eyes is peak fiction. 💔

  BTW Eyan would totally be the bum brother that stays in his home town looking for a magic monkey just to spite me.
  🗽🌨😫😫😫🐊

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  Heart Eyes 2025

  ★★★★ Watched 13 Feb 2025 3

  This movie is fucking awesome.
  Idk how a Romcom Slasher worked but it sure did.
  we're gonna talk about Jay now. the guy is fucking awesome. He's like the chillest guy. And the one liners and pickup lines they give this guy are wild.
  Bro was sweeping me off my feet while I was in the audience.
  I'm no fruit cake or gay man, but if this man was real, I'd probably switch teams ngl🏳️‍🌈🌈
  Kills were also BRAZY