gustavo

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Get more out of life. See a fucked up movie.

Favorite films

  • Cruising
  • The Exorcist III
  • Black Christmas
  • Carnival of Souls

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  • Jeepers Creepers 2

    ★★★½

  • The Fog

    ★★★★★

  • FEUD

  • Aftersun

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  • Curtains

    Curtains

    ★★★★

    Still in love with this one. It's like a waning star relegated to cheesy camp hagsploitation but still trying to emulate some image of class in her lowest moment. (The hag in question is like 40. I think she's not even ten years older than her oldest successor.) Very, very Crawford-coded. So far on the margins of the industry that you can hardly feel the warmth of its glamour anymore; nothing but cold ostracism here. So remote from hollywood it…

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  • Jeepers Creepers 2

    Jeepers Creepers 2

    ★★★½

    Pretty ironic how much this is hurt by its shoddy fx which also happens to show the worst during its climactic action-heavy moments bc what really stuck with me where the drawn-out, patient moments of tension around the middle of the movie where the Creeper is just dancing around the bus and showing himself through the windows, all gnarly practical tricks, plastic and goop and makeup, the stuff of nightmares—thats the real memorable shit, while i basically forgot about the…

  • The Fog

    The Fog

    ★★★★★

    I love a good silhouette i think every horror movie should have at least one scene where you can only see someones silhouette for scary reasons and if there ever was a movie close to being billed as scary silhouette porn its The Fog. God i fucking love this so much its the spookiest shit ever made. Also JLC plays the exact character she played in Roadgames here lol

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  • Halston

    Halston

    ★★★

    ewan mcgregor was born to play rich unhinged gay men

  • Mrs. Fletcher

    Mrs. Fletcher

    ★★★★½

    i can't believe i watched kathryn hahn google "milf" with my own two eyes... WHERE is her emmy honestly