Fiona G

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Mostly just here to log every movie I watch.

Favorite films

  • Portrait of a Lady on Fire
  • Before Sunset
  • Paris, Texas
  • Best in Show

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  • Skincare

    ★★

  • The Florida Project

    ★★★★½

  • Flow

    ★★★★

  • Killing Zoe

    ★★★

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  • The Lost Boys

    The Lost Boys

    ★★★★★

    I will never understand why everyone says Top Gun is the most homoerotic movie of the 80s when The Lost Boys clearly tops it (pun intended).

  • Triangle of Sadness

    Triangle of Sadness

    ★★★★

    Was eating pretzel sticks while watching and not sure how to feel about it.

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  • Chasing Chasing Amy

    Chasing Chasing Amy

    ★★★★

    Joey Lauren Adams, please write a memoir.

  • Black Christmas

    Black Christmas

    ★★★★

    Did she… did she just call her mother a “gold-plated whore”?

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  • Babylon

    Babylon

    ★½

    Incredibly puerile, totally unfunny, endlessly predictable and completely lacking in any charm, connection to the main characters and generally, devoid of any joy at all. 

    For something trying so hard to be so debauched and entertaining, it was dull and trying — we’ve seen it all before. Nothing new and nothing fun.

    The snake fight sequence in particular gave me massive second hand embarrassment for everyone involved, and caused at least one walkout in our showing. Another embarrassment was Margot…

  • Bros

    Bros

    ★★★

    As a romantic comedy, this was messy and disconnected, clearly prioritising apeing classic romance tropes and highlighting the fears of insecure and commitment-phobic gay men over an engaging relationship story. 

    In spite of that, the movie is entertaining because it is genuinely very funny. I had a hard time caring much about Bobby or Aaron and their relationship, but god I had fun with all the sharp pop culture references. 

    Fails as a romance, but definitely decent as a comedy.