Favorite films

Pinned reviews

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  The Empire Strikes Back 1980

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 26 Nov 2024

  armenians are canon in the star wars universe. that’s how you know this is the best star wars movie of all time.

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  Avatar 2009

  ★★★★½ Rewatched 25 Sep 2022

  random white man switches races to walk again and for a hot gf (4k) (REAL)

Recent reviews

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  Fractured 2019

  ★★½ Watched 23 Mar 2025

  ok those last 10 minutes felt like forever AND THE PLOT WAS JUST FOR NOTHING??? HELLO???  just watch prisoners. it’s the better version of this. my friend had a panic attack halfway in because he hates horror movies but we made it up by talking about canada for the rest of the movie. screw north american healthcare

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  Real Steel 2011

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 22 Mar 2025

  HOW CAN ANYONE HATE THIS MOVIE

Popular reviews

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  Anora 2024

  ★½ Watched 19 Dec 2024

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

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  Iron Man 3 2013

  ½ Rewatched 11 Oct 2024

  i had a classmate. who was in this movie. and i can’t watch it without thinking about all the shit he caused me. so therefore i hate this movie. one day i will actually review this movie but i just choose not to. fuck you noah visconti! <3