firstnoelle

firstnoelle

Favorite films

  • Twilight
  • Remember the Titans
  • The Heat
  • Cool Runnings

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  • Beautiful Disaster

    ½

  • Cocaine Bear

    ★★★★★

  • The Menu

    ★★★★½

  • The Craigslist Killer

    ★½

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  • Beautiful Disaster

    Beautiful Disaster

    ½

    How the hell did they break all the stuff in the hotel room?? 

    I have suffered through too many dumbass movies like this, someone send help

  • Cocaine Bear

    Cocaine Bear

    ★★★★★

    I love a historically accurate film

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  • The Best Two Years

    The Best Two Years

    ★★★★

    The soundtrack sounds like if Bryan Adams was a mormon

  • The R.M.

    The R.M.

    Are you looking for a movie with literally every single triggering Mormon stereotype ever? Then this is the film for you!

    It checks off everything you can expect from a mormon film:

    -racism
    -body shaming
    -villianizing of exmos 
    -long montage with the MC having a religious epiphany  

    Grab your popcorn and get ready for an absolute fever dream of Mormon media.

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