Favorite films

Pinned reviews

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  Eternals 2021

  ★★★★★ Watched 08 Apr 2022

  Everything and everyone seemed to be made of rubber and the earth was an egg. All hail the giant marble baby. Five stars.

Recent reviews

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  Sully 2016

  ★★★ Watched 11 Mar 2025

  A bit disjointed but damn it all am I a sucker for a feel good, Tom Hanks, save’em all.

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  Hit Man 2023

  ★★★½ Watched 07 Mar 2025

  I don’t think they make movies like this anymore. They should though.

Popular reviews

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  Reign of Fire 2002

  ★★★★ Watched 11 Aug 2022

  Aside from the awful grey-scale, this movie slaps. Every single actor understood the assignment and chewed the hell out of the scenery.

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  Rock of Ages 2012

  ★★★½ Watched 04 Sep 2022

  Quite possibly the horniest movie I’ve seen in a long time. The music carries the entire movie to the point where the plot and dialogue seems to drag. 
  Damn shame that guys hair didn’t grow back through the power of rock and role. 
  Tom Cruise is a powerful sex god and I’m okay with it.