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  We Live in Time 2024

  ★★★½ Watched 14 Jan 2025

  The first time in a millennium that Jess Glynn Song has been uttered outside the context of a Jet2 ad

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  Rogue 2007

  ½ Watched 13 Sep 2024

  Sam Worthibgtons discography progressing directly from rogue to avatar is actually hilarious… almost as hilarious as this movie was for dangling that stupid half eaten woman back over the crocodile canal like a tasty little treat the entire journey to the hospital. Lol

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  Argylle 2024

  ★ Watched 03 Feb 2024

  This was the goofiest silliest thing i ever saw and the ONLY plus from paying ten dabloons to sit through it was the jumbo ice cold sprite and Sam Rockwell my beloved.

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  Saltburn 2023

  ★★★½ Watched 02 Dec 2023

  A lovely pop soundtrack to accompany scenes that made me grateful for not eating dinner 🤭 i will say that my biggest take is how inconvenient a schlong is if you want to dance naked around your mansion, would not reccommend 🫶🫶🫶

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