Favorite films

Recent reviews

• 

  The Brutalist 2024

  Watched 01 Mar 2025 1

  He would have been so good at Minecraft

• 

  Twin Peaks: Fire Walk with Me 1992

  Watched 24 Feb 2025

  She’s dead…wrapped in plastic.

Popular reviews

• 

  Barbie 2023

  Watched 20 Jul 2023 4

  A lot of people are probably gonna say this but…but… I-I think I’m Ken. I’m not fucking joking. I relate to ken. No but actually. I’m good at beach. I like horsies. I was worried I wasn’t Kenough. But I think I am kenough. For reals.

• 

  Transformers: Dark of the Moon 2011

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 01 Sep 2023

  “We all work for the Decepticons now”
  
    100

  Transformers: Dark of the Moon is an explosive cinematic spectacle that detonates with sheer audacity and metal-crushing grandeur. It's like watching the universe collide in a symphony of mechanized mayhem. This installment takes the franchise to a whole new level, leaving no room for subtlety or restraint. The relentless onslaught of mechanized warfare, the metallic ballet of Autobots and Decepticons, and the cacophony of explosions and destruction unfurl onscreen in a…