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The Matrix Resurrections 2021
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
1 hour of sad Keanu living through Monopoly: Millenial Editiοn™ simulator followed by another hour of forgettable fight scenes, old catchphrases, fanboys (and fangirls), and the lowest of stakes.
All the beautiful dialogue, philosophy, and stoicism of the old Matrix dead and gone for kooky quips and boardroom humor.
"Morpheus" busting out of the restroom stall in this season's America's Next Top Model fashionista yellow trenchcoat was the moment my horrors were confirmed.
I hated that footage from the better…
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Sound of Metal 2019
People with mild tinnitus rejoice, you are with family now.
Paul Raci (Joe) really made this movie for me. The amount of compassion in that man's face is really something else. For a movie about a metal drummer / former addict going through the hardest setback of his life, it really is so nice to have Joe as a peaceful counterweight.
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Leap 2020
Imagine over-inspirational Hallmark Channel music playing at high volume on repeat for 2 hours straight with chaotic jump-cuts of women spiking volleyballs, and maybe you'll understand why you should avoid this film.
Literally never laughed or smiled once, as the only two emotions in the movie were sadness or national pride. Best part of the movie was when the girls were finally allowed to eat something.
I don't even think volleyball lovers would find this movie fascinating, since the team…
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Yellow Rose 2019
I just wasn't a fan of Rose Garcia as a character. She got bailed out so many times throughout the movie and was still kind of cold to everyone.
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