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  Legion 2010

  ★★ Watched 25 Mar 2025

  maybe the MOST terrifying old lady ever depicted onscreen

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  Mean Girls 2024

  ★ Watched 02 Mar 2025

  awful choices were made

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  Alien 1979

  ★★★★ Watched 20 Apr 2024

  The real villain they found along the way was capitalism disguised as a British milk robot

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  The Matrix 1999

  ★★★★ Watched 21 Oct 2024

  I love that the simulation free rebels only wear cool leather outfits and trench-coats. Also why didn’t Plato mention that the person who leaves the cave would be prime attractiveness Keanu Reeves, that would’ve made the cave allegory 100 times more appealing.

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