Well one has to assume that there is a caveat to a situation where a grown man (Johnny French) is offered a large sum of money per day to babysit. The first catch...that it's a remote location. The next catch, is that the "baby" is a grown lady called Olga (Leila Sykes) who occasionally suffers bouts of catatonia. She also tends to carry around a creepy looking rabbit toy. Oh don't you worry there will be more. This Irish horror…
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Borderline 2025
Well somehow this felt like it delivered just enough to be watchable. It had a promising premise...a delusional nutter gets into the home of a pop star that he believes he has a relationship with. It's simply too silly to feel like a horror movie or even a thriller at any time, even though there are a few kills. Samara Weaving is decent as pop star Sofia Ray Nicholson is just a bit too hammy for any sympathy or authenticity.…
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Longlegs 2024
Well we all knew Marilyn Manson was going to age, but I didn't think he was going to be so dusty and Tiny Tim like. I just really struggle to find something frightening that includes the above as a villain. It also seems to borrow from You Are Not Alone (which I did love) and that Youtube video Makeup Tutorial by Nikki horror short (not sure of the exact name). It also has silly moments of Cage absolutely being Cage…
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The Substance 2024
Stylistically this is undeniably genius, interesting shots and the absurd way Coralie Fargeat manages to make everyday life seem awkward and strange. Demi Moore (who after much real life surgery resembles Courtney Cox) plays faded celebrity Elisabeth Sparkle who isn't having a fabulous birthday. She learns that she is considered too old and fired from her job as an aerobics host (I mean Prancersizing is a thing...I'm sure she could have found something suitable in the field). Anyhow, she decides…
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