Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Transformers: Age of Extinction 2014

  ★ Watched 16 Mar 2025

  Was watching with a friend and she commented that this looks *older* than the last movie and didn’t believe it was a sequel.

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  Transformers: Dark of the Moon 2011

  ★★ Watched 14 Mar 2025

  Feel bad to probably an irrational degree for the woman playing Shia LeBeouf’s girlfriend in this.

Popular reviews

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  964 Pinocchio 1991

  ★★★★ Watched 11 Nov 2022

  This Is Nasty. Masturbating with humanity.

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  Nope 2022

  ★★★★½ Watched 20 Aug 2022 1

  Jesus christ, this is actually stressful. Holy shit, guys. What do we do? Masterclass in inducing a full body experience, thanks to the shock and awe from the scale, the gaze to the mammoth imagery, churning from murkawails y fuckings, and immersive grounding in the setting.

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