Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  His Girl Friday 1940

  ★★★★ Watched 20 Mar 2025

  Walter and Hildy talk so fast, they’re perfect for one another. The last 3 minutes are absolute perfection. When she calls him “a stinker?”

  Can you imagine the NARSTY hate fucking? Let’s gooooooo.

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  Red, White & Royal Blue 2023

  ★★★★½ Watched 19 Mar 2025

  "And as for you, little Lord Fuckleroy, you get your ass back to merry old England right now. I want you chewing on a goddamn crumpet by sunset."

  I was so entertained. And the STATE SECRETS UNLOCKED BY BOY KISSING??!? God, iconic movie.

Popular reviews

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  It Happened One Night 1934

  ★★★★½ Watched 07 Mar 2025

  The stripping. The audible SPANK sound. The ALMOST kiss in the hay. The TRUMPET to signal that they FINALLY DID IT?!?! Romcom of all time.

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  Miranda 1948

  ★★★★ Watched 12 Mar 2025

  So pleasant and silly and fun cute sexy. If Sabrina Carpenter were a mermaid, she’d be Miranda.