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Recent reviews

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  Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2009

  ★ Watched 24 Oct 2020 4

  This movies actually pretty good, and I laughed a lot at the jokes, but there are no Bionicles in it.

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  LEGO Hero Factory: Rise of the Rookies 2010

  ½ Watched 01 Oct 2020 3

  The fact that lego stopped Bionicle for this is evil!

Popular reviews

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  The Passion of the Christ 2004

  ½ Watched 01 Oct 2020 9

  Religion shouldn't exist unless it's real life. What's so cool about Bionicle religion is that the great spirit Mata Nui is actually a giant robot that can fly through space. That's a lot cooler than jesus. I have to give this half a star because jesus is really overrated when Bionicle did religion so much better

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  Bionicle: Mask of Light 2003

  ★★★★★ Watched 18 Feb 2020 2

  This movie is actually the greatest piece of cinema ever conceived of. Every shot, every line, every moment, perfect. I would not change a single thing about Bionicle: The Mask of Light. From the epic music blared as if from the heavens in the film's introduction you know you're in for a real treat. This treat only gets tastier as you are guided through this world, nay universe of wonder and excitement. As the plot unravels you are treated to…

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