You're on the phone with your girlfriend, she's upset.
She's going off about something that you said
'Cause she doesn't get your humor like I do.
I'm in my room, it's a typical Tuesday night.
I'm listening to the kind of music she doesn't like
And she'll never know your story like I do.
'Cause she wears short skirts, I wear T-shirts.
She's cheer captain and I'm on the bleachers
Dreaming 'bout the day when you wake up and find…
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masterpiece. two dollars for extra cheese is insane
I work as a house manager at the DC theatre where Alex Edelman did his pre-bway run of this show. there’s a point in this recording where he offers “if you have a question about this, come find me after and let’s talk about it”, and I can fully corroborate that I have spent not an insignificant amount of my life waiting for Alex to finish chatting with curious audience members so I could close down the theatre afterwards. he’s…
