Frank Esparros

Frank Esparros

Big movie guy. Cinephiliac, not necrophiliac, love movies, not bodies.

Favorite films

  • Neon Genesis Evangelion: The End of Evangelion
  • Sunset Boulevard
  • Fallen Angels
  • Naked

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  • Knock at the Cabin

    ★★

  • Trap

    ★★½

  • Terrifier 3

    ★★★½

  • My Dinner with Andre

    ★★★★½

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  • Knock at the Cabin

    Knock at the Cabin

    ★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

  • Trap

    Trap

    ★★½

    M Night.... I believed in you... I believed in you to provide the perfect in-flight entertainment only to be watched after two over-priced high ABV IPAs in an airport bar.

    M Night, you're supposed to put the twist at the END, to be uncovered just as we are touching down in LAX and I'm sucking down a cool mint Geek Bar through the sleeve of my North Face puffer jacket, NOT the beginning.

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  • Unforgivable

    Unforgivable

    ★★★★★

    The most important piece of media from the 21st century

  • King Baby

    King Baby

    ★★★★

    King Baby is a film about the contradictions that nature intrinsically possesses : Growth and decay, life and death, the sacred and the profane. It is about the bliss of innocence and the loss thereof.

    At its heart King Baby is a retelling of Christ, placing Jesus in an apocalyptic world full of childhood myths reimagined as despondent and hopeless beings, roaming the derelict landscape without purpose: the tooth fairy searches for her teeth, Santa Claus is thin and filthy,…