I would like to thank intimacy coordinators around the the world.
Also was diamond drinking yoohoo??
I won't forgive people for letting this movie go because they fell for the oldest marketing trick in the world. A horror movie calling it's self the scariest movie ever. Come on it's what ever horror movie is supposed to do. Even though it's not scary, it is fun. And the cinematography is great. It started off strong, and the ending was more of a horror comedy than anything, which I can understand why that would turn people off, but…
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
leave it to scott cawthon, himself to ruin all lore and fuck shit up.
I don't know how I stay somewhat spoiler free from this movie for this long, but I'm glad I did. Going into movie with the understanding of what is going to be about, but not knowing how it will actually portray it. It was really something I can't describe. There was a moment where Owen was laying down to watch the TV screen in the exact way I was lying down to watch this movie and I can't explain but…