Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Black Bag 2025

  ★★★ Watched 14 Mar 2025

  Entertainingly twisty little thriller with plenty of line-reads from Regé-Jean Page which made him sound constipated

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  Mickey 17 2025

  ★★★ Watched 07 Mar 2025

  A satire which lacks bite, but any would suffer in comparison to Parasite. Devolves into generic sci-fi save the day stuff by the end, but is still kind of charming thanks to the performances.

  A Trump impression just isn’t funny to me in 2025 (was it ever?), but maybe it is if you’re American? 🤷‍♂️

Popular reviews

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  Poor Things 2023

  ★★★★ Watched 28 Jan 2024

  I typed out a paragraph that wasn’t that interesting so I’m just going to say that I am so glad that Yorgos gets to make his Weird Shit.

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  Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves 2023

  ★★★½ Watched 03 Apr 2023

  Every second that this film didn’t have Hugh Grant on screen was a second wasted

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