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Recent reviews

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  Gaither's Pond: Fishtales 1999

  ½ Watched 26 Jan 2025

  The most human looking creatures in this film are cattails that these horribly sunken eyes.
  Very sad looking creatures with human voices complain about being mutilated, humiliated, and forsaken by God.
  Conflicting metaphors regarding attaining heaven (one song constructs the means to heaven as a vaccant highway, another begs that the material things they've sacrifice are enough to go to heaven).
  The agnostic moral (don't spread rumors you know to be untrue) is scant.

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  The Critic 1963

  Watched 19 Dec 2024

  this is how you MONSTERS sound to me

Popular reviews

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  Man 2012

  ½ Watched 17 May 2022 1

  Idk what the filter on letterbox is but the guy who made this should blow himself up with plastic c4 in a crowded public area

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  The Super Mario Bros. Movie 2023

  ½ Watched 03 Oct 2023 2

  This movie is an apt analog for the modern games market: a product that required an inhumane amount of labor to create which resulted in an unremarkable product whose only purpose was to serve as a monetwry stopgap for whatever quarter it was released in.

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