Favorite films

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  The Descent 2005

  ★★½ Watched 23 Oct 2024

  The thing is about me is that I wouldn’t go caving in the first place

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  Grease 2 1982

  ★★ Added

  So bad but still watched the whole thing somehow

Popular reviews

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  St. Trinian's 2007

  ★★★★★ Added 1

  I rewatch this probably twice a year. I love everything about it. The Mr Darcy references throughout, Rupert Everett as both Camilla and Carnaby Fritton, “We’re giving you a MAKEOVER, silly!”, the Girls Aloud cameo for essentially no reason, Russell Brand being on brand as a dodgy man, the sad but important death of the canine Mr Darcy, Stephen Fry being on pills, the posh totty head girl innuendo when she’s on the phone to Charles (aka HRH)…… I get…

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  House Shark 2017

  ½ Watched 20 Feb 2023

  This was, along with The Room, probably the worst film I’ve ever had the pleasure of watching. It had no business being 2 hours long. Genuinely howled with laughter. An excellent example of the prolific misogyny in shark film culture. And finally, the best post-film research sesh ever - finding out the budget and who the actors were.

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