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Recent reviews

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  Skinamarink 2022

  ★★½ Watched 20 Sep 2023

  I get what it was going for, I really do, and they even succeded at it extremely well a few times. The issue is, when the one type of scare you're going for is stretched across a 2 hour movie, ITS SO FUCKING BORING. It went on for so long that it stopped making me uneasy and the still shots staring at a fucking door for literally 10 minutes just ended up making me doze off. It works amazingly as a short film but as a full length movie it's the most boring thing I've seen in a long time

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  Eternals 2021

  ★ Watched 20 Sep 2023

  The only star this movie gets is because I love Phastos and want him and his family to be happy. This shit is ASS!!!! Genuinely had the most predictable plot twist of any movie I've ever seen. They were not sneaky at all, I called that shit in the first 15 minutes of the movie

Popular reviews

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  Transformers: The Last Knight 2017

  ★★★½ Added

  classic transformers insanity and fucking merlin was in it so yeah I had fun

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  DOA: Dead or Alive 2006

  ★★★ Rewatched 20 Sep 2023

  I've never played DOA and I assume this movie is not faithful to the games at all but it was so fucking funny

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