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  • Everything Everywhere All at Once
  • Princess Mononoke
  • How to Train Your Dragon
  • But I'm a Cheerleader

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  • Bend It Like Beckham

    ★★★★★

  • Jurassic World

    ★★★½

  • The Big Year

    ★★★½

  • Jurassic Park III

    ★★★

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  • Spy Kids 2: The Island of Lost Dreams

    Spy Kids 2: The Island of Lost Dreams

    gimme ten minutes with ingrid and gregorio and there’s abt to be a lot more spy kids

  • Call Me by Your Name

    Call Me by Your Name

    ½

    I will never understand the grip this movie has on people. It is not and should not be regarded as one of the greatest LGBT films of all time, and I am frankly insulted to see it make number 5 on the Rolling Stone’s list of best LGBT movies. 

    Not only does it perpetuate the whole “gay men are pedophiles” stereotype, but it does not show the creepy age gap and off putting power dynamic in any sort of nuanced…

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  • Bend It Like Beckham

    Bend It Like Beckham

    ★★★★★

    my favorite lesbian couple

  • Jurassic World

    Jurassic World

    ★★★½

    blue knows she’s an icon

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  • Frances Ha

    Frances Ha

    this is genuinely one of the worst movies ive ever seen. it was one of those artistically nice films that gets played at hippie film festivals but it was so god awfully boring i can't imagine anything worse than watching a movie about a college age fuck up in new york city. no one wants to see that. the character interactions, albiet realistic, were fucking infuriating. i can't even count the number of times i physically recoiled and cringed at…

  • Battle for Sevastopol

    Battle for Sevastopol

    ★★½

    i love watching women kill nazis