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  Conclave 2024

  ★★★★★ Watched 22 Jan 2025

  GOD MAKES NO MISTAKES CAUSE
  I WAS BORN THIS WAY.

  Loved the nuns on ipads scene. Nuns on iPads.

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  The Room Next Door 2024

  ★★½ Watched 03 Jan 2025

  Snooze your way through the impending soft blow of nothing but the booming bass doom of the Nosferatu score bleeding in from the cinema next door. Made some scenes feel absolutely terrifying until the original score poked through to reveal… nothing. Sad, I guess. Like a poem, or a paper wafer slowly dissolving on your tongue…

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  Dune 2021

  ★★★★★ Watched 20 Dec 2021

  Roman sword based society in space, with some sort of comment in there about Russia’s future colonisation of the Middle East? The worst part about this movie is that they named the main character Paul????? Paul in space.. ok.
  Need Dune 2 Now.

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  The Power of the Dog 2021

  ★★★★★ Watched 05 Dec 2021

  Braid me into the knot of your whip zaddy.
  Loved this. Initially impenetrable jargon for a good 15mins but that’s the penance of all period movies really. Like we thought the film was about some cattle moving scheme with different buyers/company’s - boring. My advice would be to actually listen and not eat a weed cookie at the start. But no, not that boring; the film’s true inferno is the pure friction sparked from leather on leather. Horse hind to saddle…

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