Paris

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My rating system is stupid and nonsense.

Favorite films

  • Nausicaä of the Valley of the Wind
  • Coraline
  • Grizzly Man
  • Ghost in the Shell

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  • Guy Ritchie's The Covenant

    ★★½

  • The Sand

  • Mickey 17

    ★★★½

  • Moon

    ★★★½

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  • Guy Ritchie's The Covenant

    Guy Ritchie's The Covenant

    ★★½

    If Jake Gyllenhaal can put in maximum effort for Michael Bay (AmbuLAnce) I’m sure he could have given a little more for Guy Ritchie. Michael Bay didn’t even put his name in the title either so the stakes were obviously much higher here.

  • The Sand

    The Sand

    We were all talking through this so I feel like I missed a lot of important plot details and can’t rate it objectively :/

    Lynchian though.

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  • Rumours

    Rumours

    ★★★★½

    Their ancient seed extinguished the flame.

  • Mickey 17

    Mickey 17

    ★★★½

    Bong Joon Ho’s Starship Troopers, starring Tom Hardy’s accent from The Bikeriders.