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  The Substance 2024

  ★★★★★ Watched 04 Feb 2025

  It changed my life

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  Talk to Me 2022

  ★★★★★ Watched 24 Sep 2023

  ate!!!

Popular reviews

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  Hoodwinked! 2005

  ★★★★½ Watched 17 Jul 2022

  words can’t describe the way that the German man had made my Wienerschnitzel rise. an absolute fever dream that has me coming back for more like an extremely erotic furry vore fan fiction. red riding hood reminds me of a younger, innocent child — a cunty mama if you will. the way she frolics throughout the film urges a nuanced, yet lighthearted duality of the belief that maybe women should have rights. of course an extremely radical belief is not without consequence, as near films end, red riding is spayed and dismembered. overall i rate it a 4.5/5

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  Legally Blonde 2001

  ★★★★★ Watched 24 Jul 2022

  i cannot believe it’s taken me this long to watch this but i love it. if i was born a woman i would definitely be reese witherspoon (as elle woods). ily, also emmett looks like christian bale and vivian reminded me of aubrey plaza.

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