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  Woman of the Hour 2023

  ★★★★ Watched 23 Mar 2025

  One time in Port Dover, a guy I’d met that evening told me three things:
  1. During the birth of his child, he was having sex with the next door neighbour 
  2. He’d take a bullet for me
  3. He’d nail me
  It wasn’t about me, and it was barely about desire— what mattered was the fantasy of being a man, contingent on the victimization of women. Anna Kendrick is a genius.

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  Se7en 1995

  ★★★½ Watched 19 Jan 2025

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

Popular reviews

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  DodgeBall: A True Underdog Story 2004

  ★★★ Watched 09 Mar 2024

  That guy lowkey can’t act but I would trust him to hold my hair should I be black out and vomiting. Incredible vibe.

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  Donnie Darko 2001

  ★★★½ Rewatched 06 Mar 2024

  It’s coming together a little clearer this time around. I don’t think the mom is schizophrenic anymore, just a good mom. Jake Gyllenhaal continues to look too old to be in high school. He found God, or maybe God is the absence of suffering. Lesson: STOP SUFFERING TODAY!

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