Watching a movie every day for a year: Day 363
If Bad Boys was the Proterozoic fish of Michael Bay's oeuvre, crawling up on land for the first time, gasping for air, then Bad Boys II is Michael Bay as ape. Upright and conscious. Completely unaware of the problems surrounding ideas like misogyny and racial stereotypes. Yet somehow aware of abject nihilism. And despite things like "law enforcement" not even existing, "police brutality" is the funniest thought it's yet had.…