Doesn't matter how much you love V8 - you'll never love V8 as much as these two do.

Originally watched in 2018; rewatched in February 2024. One of our all-time favorites.

Were-pigs. Chicken guns. A dragon cameo. You've never seen anything like this, I assure you. An indescribable trip from beginning to end. We absolutely love it.

Originally watched in 2017; rewatched in February 2024.

This movie has everything: disgruntled miners, refrigerated scorpions, peyote-dusted deviled eggs, and a shirtless Danny Trejo.

They'd make any damn thing in the '80s.

Is it terrible? Yes. Are both lead characters deeply unlikable? Hoo boy. Is it nonsensical and untethered? And how. But that hard left it takes into batshittery is something to behold, and we laughed, hard and sincerely, multiple times. Plus, aesthetically, it's pure dopamine if you love the '80s.

Quote from the couch: "So I guess this is a Lovecraftian universe of demons."

Rented from Scarecrow Video in Seattle.