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The Muppets 2011
Fuck, and I mean this literally, fucking Walter. Fuck that guy. The only Muppet I feel true hate for. We don't need a goddamn POV fucking Muppet. If you can't just accept the Muppets as they are, then you're done. You won't enjoy them, no matter what kind of stupid ass little easy safe audience surrogate Muppet holds your awful, unlovable hand and tries to guide you into liking them. If you /need/ Walter, then we have nothing to say…
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Octopussy 1983
The opening to the movie had such promise. I was so excited to see a clown running through East Berlin to smuggle a Fabergé egg, and as much as I wanted him to make it, I was equally amused by his ignoble death. It was a win/win situation for me, and seeded the exciting idea that we'd see Bond in a clown getup before the movie ended. (In this regard, my hopes were fulfilled.) As we began the title sequence…
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Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome 1985
The Return of the Jedi of Mad Max films (and not just because it's the third in the original trilogy). It clocks in overtime on moments calculated to please an audience compared to the first two films, and..... it totally, completely works for me. I love it. I love chainmail bondage milf Tina Turner, and sweaty simping accountant man (who I swear is spiritually succeeded by the People Eater in the new movies), and unwitting pop philosopher Pig Killer, and…
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